Glaswegian Angus contemplates recent events in his life and ends up as a humourous tale on inner city life. He talks about the time he lost his virginity whilst at the same time carrying out an exorcism, his misuse of drugs Miao Miao which literally turned him into a cat burglar and talks about the hate he has for shoplifters, prison and Willie Blackout the scary debt collector.

PC Hastie doesn't care who he offends, he is a law to himself and isn't always popular with the community. He talks about his partying days with the celebrities, being undercover in a brothel, his relationship with his German shepherd Wolfgang, how he deals with Anti Social Behaviour and the incidents he gets involved in.